1. "What if the Bordens were dwarves?"
Posted by Bob Gutowski on May-30th-03 at 10:15 AM
I guess it would have been a SHORTER trial!
I'm sorry, I just couldn't resist...
Happy Friday!
(Message last edited May-30th-03 10:17 AM.)
Hmmm. If the Bordens were dwarves then the key being on the mantle would have been Lizzie's revenge. Ha ha daddy, it's out of reach.
Happy Friday to you too!
What little itsy bitsy dress would she have turned over to the prosecution?
Sorry, I couldn't resist either Bob.
(Message last edited May-30th-03 1:35 PM.)
If the Bordens were dwarves, would Bridget have been a leprechaun?
As I recall, Ed McBain/Evan Hunter explored that theory. I believe he thought both Bridget and Lizzie were leprechauns.
Hi-ho, hi-ho
it's off to jail I go
I killed the folks
in 30-odd strokes
Hi-ho, hi ho
Hi-ho, hi ho
it's off to jail I go
made quite a mess
but I won't confess
Hi-ho, hi ho
After seing Harry's creation...
"Murder, once in a while, little Lizzie, can be theraputic - just don't let it become a...hobbit!"
Guys in Tennessee wear their hair like that.
OMG --- you all are a riot! The keys on the Mantle...Bridget a Leprochaun....a shorter trial...... thatt Hi Ho song...a tiny dress.....jeez!Too funny!
and I suppose that Lizzie couldn't have been eating pears in the yard, as she couldn't possibly reach them....
sigh.........i can't believe all this cruel humor and insensitivity again........
It is called a mullet.
Harry, that is soooo funny! Thanks for the big ole laugh!
If the Bordens were dwarves, that would totally explain what happened that day! It was all a result of the fact that they were upset and were a bit short with each other! Hehehehe!