Forum Title: LIZZIE BORDEN SOCIETY Topic Area: Lizzie Andrew Borden Topic Name: What if the Bordens were dwarves?  

1. "What if the Bordens were dwarves?"
Posted by Bob Gutowski on May-30th-03 at 10:15 AM

I guess it would have been a SHORTER trial!

I'm sorry, I just couldn't resist...

Happy Friday!

(Message last edited May-30th-03  10:17 AM.)


2. "Re: What if the Bordens were dwarves?"
Posted by stefani on May-30th-03 at 10:32 AM
In response to Message #1.

Hmmm. If the Bordens were dwarves then the key being on the mantle would have been Lizzie's revenge. Ha ha daddy, it's out of reach.

Happy Friday to you too!


3. "Re: What if the Bordens were dwarves?"
Posted by Kashesan on May-30th-03 at 12:05 PM
In response to Message #1.

What little itsy bitsy dress would she have turned over to the prosecution?


4. "Re: What if the Bordens were dwarves?"
Posted by harry on May-30th-03 at 1:34 PM
In response to Message #1.

Sorry, I couldn't resist either Bob.



(Message last edited May-30th-03  1:35 PM.)


5. "Re: What if the Bordens were dwarves?"
Posted by Edisto on May-30th-03 at 1:36 PM
In response to Message #1.

If the Bordens were dwarves, would Bridget have been a leprechaun?
As I recall, Ed McBain/Evan Hunter explored that theory.  I believe he thought both Bridget and Lizzie were leprechauns. 


6. "Re: What if the Bordens were dwarves?"
Posted by Tina-Kate on May-30th-03 at 2:20 PM
In response to Message #5.

Hi-ho, hi-ho
it's off to jail I go
I killed the folks
in 30-odd strokes
Hi-ho, hi ho

Hi-ho, hi ho
it's off to jail I go
made quite a mess
but I won't confess
Hi-ho, hi ho


7. "Re: What if the Bordens were dwarves?"
Posted by Bob Gutowski on May-30th-03 at 2:30 PM
In response to Message #6.

After seing Harry's creation...

"Murder, once in a while, little Lizzie, can be theraputic - just don't let it become a...hobbit!"


8. "Re: What if the Bordens were dwarves?"
Posted by kimberly on May-30th-03 at 4:08 PM
In response to Message #4.

Guys in Tennessee wear their hair like that.


9. "Re: What if the Bordens were dwarves?"
Posted by terrie on May-30th-03 at 7:47 PM
In response to Message #1.

OMG --- you all are a riot! The keys on the Mantle...Bridget a Leprochaun....a shorter trial...... thatt Hi Ho song...a tiny dress.....jeez!Too funny!

and I suppose that Lizzie couldn't have been eating pears in the yard, as she couldn't possibly reach them....


10. "Re: What if the Bordens were dwarves?"
Posted by haulover on May-30th-03 at 8:39 PM
In response to Message #8.

sigh.........i can't believe all this cruel humor and insensitivity again........


11. "Re: What if the Bordens were dwarves?"
Posted by kimberly on May-30th-03 at 9:43 PM
In response to Message #10.

It is called a mullet.



12. "Re: What if the Bordens were dwarves?"
Posted by stefani on May-30th-03 at 11:02 PM
In response to Message #4.

Harry, that is soooo funny! Thanks for the big ole laugh!


13. "Re: What if the Bordens were dwarves?"
Posted by Jim on May-30th-03 at 11:29 PM
In response to Message #1.

If the Bordens were dwarves, that would totally explain what happened that day!  It was all a result of the fact that they were upset and were a bit short with each other!  Hehehehe!