1. "Psychology test"
Posted by Stefani on Sep-29th-02 at 1:53 PM

This is a genuine psychological test.

It is a story about a girl. While at the funeral of her own mother, she
saw this guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing,
so much her dream guy she believed him to be, that she fell in love
with him there and then... A few days later the girl killed her own
sister.

Question: What is her motive in killing her sister?  DON'T Scroll down
until you have thought what your own answer is to this question!!!!!









































She was hoping that the guy would appear at a family funeral again.


If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This was
a test by a famous American psychologist used to test if one has the same
mentality as a killer. Many arrested serial killers took part in this test and
answered it correctly. If you didn't answer correctly - good for you. 
If any of your friends hit the jackpot, may I suggest that you keep your
distance!

I did not make this up. It was sent to me from a friend.

  Great test, Stefani!  I thought that she killed her sister because she was afraid that she might try to steal her perfect guy away from her.

I never did figure it out, thankfully!

What a relief!  My answer was, "He was the sister's husband, whom the girl hadn't met until this funeral.  She killed her sister in order that he would be free to be with her."  (You sure that isn't psychopathic enough?)

My answer was that she was her sister's twin and didn't want the new guy to fall for her sister instead of her. At least I am not a psychopath! Twisted to be sure, but not violent!

I believe that psychiatrists, or psychologists, who create questions of this nature have a serious problem of their own.

I agree.

My answer had nothing to do with the guy.
My answer was that the sister had been in a coma on life support, maybe from the same accident that killed the mother, and the girl had to make a decision to *pull the plug*.

Falling in love with a stranger at a funeral did not enter into the equation...but the death of the sister, did.

Its good to see despite our fascination with the Borden case that non of us (so far) have any psychopathic tendencies? 

You haven't forgotten me Susan?!

You know, I was sending MSN instant messages to a guy friend,
I've only met him casually a few times & I sent him that
test this afternoon & it took him a good awhile to respond, but
he finally answered 'I don't know'. He isn't exactly bright,
I wonder does it count if the person taking the test is
somewhat dimwitted? Killers don't have to be intelligent, do they?
Just sneaky & mean/crazy/cranky.

Are you trying to tell me that you have psychopathic tendencies, Miss Kimberly?  Do you keep the mummified corpse of your mother in the basement of your house at the hotel you run? 

I don't think that a killer necessarily has to have a high IQ in order to murder, just the drive.  I would think that most killers with low IQ are the ones that get caught! 

Um, no.

Are you sure? 

Um, kinda.

um, I kinda hope so too!  I don't want to see you outside of my shower one day looking like this! 

Aw heck, you know I'd never wear my hair in a bun.

  You know, I wish we had a few more psychological tests to take, anyone have any?  Anyone? 

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Anyone taking this fun test:  For it to work, maybe we should not post our results until after *the usual suspects* get a chance to play...how 'bout' it?

I got the color right but the item wrong, how
crazy does that make me? Only half crazy? What is
an 'abnormal' mind? Is that good or bad?

Am I one of the usual suspects?

(Message last edited Oct-2nd-02  10:51 AM.)

Ooooo, that was weird, Kat!  I came up with a red ax, what does that mean?  No red hammer for me.  Just call me Abbi, Abbi Normal from now on! 

Ok, that is two crazies so far. Any more?


I thought of a red screwdriver. I wonder why we
both chose red?

Well since the cats out of the bag (already)
I'll tell you guys (the usual suspects) that I got a red screwdriver as well.
I think the red is from impatience...all the scrolling and maybe has to do with the side of the brain which does Math.
EVeryBody gets Red.
It's the other tool I'm not sure about...why That.

I do like to think that we are "different" here and that we'd all get something unusual or unique!  So far...cool!


(Message last edited Feb-10th-03  12:27 AM.)

Ahem, of course 'screwdriver' is/could be phallic. Maybe penis envy?
I personally have never entertained the idea that men were lucky
that they were men. I've always felt equal & enjoyed my female
status. But still that is what I thought, maybe it is just plain
old sex & not Freudian at all.

I think my impulse which resulted in *screwdriver* was because that is one of the few tools I can use without help and know HOW to use.  I had been using one lately to turn the spigot on & off outside as the knob was recently broken off by an unknown repairman.
I also think the word screwdriver came before the slang connotation, and if I were to *go phallic* it wouldn't be a srewdriver I chose!
...Your experience may vary...

Susan, when Kat is talking about 'the usual suspects'
I think she might be talking about us.

They do have giant-sized screwdrivers. Ya know, a red
screwdriver sounds like a drink. Is it? I also have
this test, it isn't psychology but it is odd.

Count the "F's" in the following text:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE-SULT
OF YEARS OF SCIENTIF-IC STUDY
COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS



Managed it?  Scroll down ONLY after you
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How many?  3?
Wrong, there are 6!! -- no joke.
Read it again.



The brain cannot process "OF".

Incredible or what? Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the
first go is a genius. Three is normal, four is quite rare.

Well, then, I'm a genius.  Wait till I tell my husband!  Actually I think I saw this puzzle or a similar one years ago and remembered that the several inclusions of the word "of" meant something.  I doubt if genius has anything to do with it.

Hey, cool test, Usual Suspect in crime! 

What do you spose she means? I never knew we were
the strange ones. I like it!

I guess shes refering to us being the usual suspects that are on the forum and posting like mad.  My guess, anyhoo. 

Susan, do people think you are crazy in real life?

No, I get alot of, you're a strange girl, or, you're weird!  But, never crazy!  Hmmmm, makes ya' wonder, don't it, Ya-Ya sister! 

I have gotten 'crazy' before, but that was from my man
so I don't know if it counts. I am generally considered
quite odd, I think it must be my humor that throws people,
I like being considered different, I think it is good that we
are willing to do & say as we please even if others
consider us a little nutty. I just wish I would have had
the guts to do it when I was in school. I think I would
have been a holy terror!

Well, because I was myself in school, nutty, odd, etc., I had friends from all the different groups in school; the jocks, the nerds, the cheerleaders, the goths, the burn-outs, etc.  So, it was an interesting time for me! 

You were brave!

Leo the chicken-hearted, thats me! 

You mean pigeon-hearted, don't ya?

Now that would make me crazy! 

Does anyone have any more psych tests?  These are fun! 

I got my Ya-Ya Sister name, Countess Whispering Thunder.
I like it!

And I got yours also Susan, are you ready? You are:

       Princess Dances on Tables

  How do you know what I was doing last night? 

Oh my! How much did you make in tips?

  No, no tips, I was invited to an afterhours party that this guy was having who thought I was the cat's meow.  He has a hot tub and said to come sans bathing suit.  Yikes!  Needless to say, I was a good girl and went home, by myself! 

Lizzie would have went.

No!    Remember, she and Emma wanted to be ladies or at least taken for such as per Alice Russell.  Now Nance O'Neil on the other hand sounded like a wild child, she may have gone......

Lizzie was getting wild there herself, for awhile anyway.
You know, all the talk about her & Nance & even that about her
driver (no pun intended). I always thought she was enjoying herself because she wasn't accepted anyway, so she did as she pleased. I think she would have went, without her bathing suit.

Well, perhaps you're on to something there!  Lizzie entertaining show people, possibly having a lesbian affair, then possibly having an affair with her hired help, oh yeah, and that small thing with her parents, what was it again? 

She was totally free, even if she really didn't do it nobody
cared. There was nothing she could do to improve peoples opinion.
Could she get any worse in their eyes? I cant imagine
how lonely she must have felt, but she did have friends & they
were not exactly who society ladies usually take up with.

That is why I always wonder why she didn't just pick up and leave town and go live somewhere else?  Guilty or not, she was pretty much ostracized and her staying there proved nothing to the town except maybe that she was stubborn! 

Cant you just picture her with her arms crossed & pouting
saying 'I will not be treated like a criminal & run out of
my own home town'? That took alot of nerve not to just go
away. I wonder if she ever went to Europe again?

This one isn't too giggly. I dare everyone to post their results.

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv


Or, for a less frank one, try this:
http://users.rcn.com/zang.interport/personality.html

Or maybe this one:
http://test3.thespark.com/person/


I just took the Spark test & this is how I scored:


ARTIST
(Dominant Introvert Abstract Feeler )


Kimberly
Like just 4% of the population you are an ARTIST (DIAF)--creative, adventurous, and deep. Although you are an introvert, your dominant ideas lead you to assert yourself often--especially through your work. You actively put your creativity to constructive use, and because you are ruled by your heart you are less likely to be inhibited by logic.

You have an intuitive understanding of emotion and know how evoke it in others, but the real world can be a prison of foolishness and embarrassment if you don't get your head out of the clouds a little more. Also, you are 87% likely to write poetry. Please, for the love of God, stop now. 



I don't write poetry! They have more tests on there also.



I just took their "Un-telligence" test & this is what it said:

Sorry about the bad news. For the record, you are:

40% Un-telligent!
which is significantly lower than the current average of 60%



Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are a sad and hopeless excuse for a woman:

"Interesting. While the subject shows an above average level of intelligence, her sense of observation is abnormally below average. We attribute this to the egotistical nature of the subject. Actually, lions behave in the same manner, but she's smarter than any animal.

"But what concerns us most about her is her sinister and violent attitude. While we almost find it amusing that the subject would rather kill something than suffer a minor inconvenience, it effectively destroys her ability to survive tight situations. Our study suggests there is a 75% chance that she will end up in prison!

"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a lack of self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals." 

I'm a "sad and hopeless excuse for a woman"?
And I have a "sinister and violent attitude"?
And a "75% chance that she will end up in prison"?


(Message last edited Oct-9th-02  5:05 PM.)

I took the first one and it said I had a high level of histrionic!

I took the Spark one, heres the results:

           HEALER
(Submissive Extrovert Concrete Feeler)

Like just 9% of the population you are a healer (SECF)--caring, good with people, and patient.  You are completely selfless and full of love.  As a concrete feeler, you do well with your emotions, which are very strong.  You understand and appreciate *why* you feel the way you do, and for the most part you're at peace with your self.

Suffering in the world really pisses you off.

In relationships, its easy for you to get hurt.  Avoid all kinds of dominant (D***) people, *especially* in dating or marriage. If you're a girl, make sure you're a mom some day. The world's children need people like you.  If you're a guy, don't even think about it.  Most pedophiles are HEALERS.

On the rare occasions that you try to assert yourself, you're cute and awkward, but highly effective.

Kashesan: Judge.

I scored very high on all the flighty ones, histrionic, narcissistic
dependent & obsessive-compulsive. So, I'm not genuinely a threat to society, I'm just really annoying.  

Very cool, Kash!  A judge, no wonder you are drawn to this case! 

Kimberly, the histrionic thing was the only one I got a high score on though I don't necessarily agree with the whole description that is there.  I scored a few moderates and mostly lows on everything else.  Girl, sounds like you might be a menace to yourself! 

Ain't it the truth!


On the other test I was quite demented.
I wonder if I'll avoid jail? That test had only a couple
of violent questions, one was about being chased by a bear &
I think I said I would need an axe in that situation & the
other was about finding the person who mugged you asleep
on a park bench, I said I'd beat him with a wrench.

The other test said my "sense of observation is abnormally
below average" so I took another test, on this one I found
all 11 faces & a penis.
http://www.pmbc.com/faces.html

I found all 11, but, no penis! 

Start at the top & work your way down & right,
start with the second horse (or whatever that thing is)
and then below it there is the face looking to the left &
there there is the face right below that one, he is looking
right at you & the penis is the two rocks that form his
upper lip.

Okay, now that I found that one, I'm seeing them everywhere in that pic!!!  Thanks, Kimberly! 

So, I wasn't just seeing things? I wonder what it means
when you are looking for faces but you see other things?

(Message last edited Oct-11th-02  11:10 PM.)

The answer to this question can be found under 'Martha's
New Magazine'.

Oh, I was all getting ready to pull out my Freud to see if we could figure it out. 

In the South they have an expression for women like us:
'You are a mess!'. So sad.