1. "You Know You Are..."
Posted by Kat on Jul-1st-02 at 2:24 AM
You Know You Are A Bordenite...
WHEN
You pick up a paper towel off the kitchen counter and it has written on it: KENT 99.
(--humor after the Resident Borden Humorist of the LBQ.)
2. "Re: You Know You Are..."
Posted by harry on Jul-1st-02 at 8:25 AM
In response to Message #1.
Also, when you've added Weybosset to your spell-checker.
3. "Re: You Know You Are..."
Posted by Stefani on Jul-1st-02 at 11:49 PM
In response to Message #2.
When you spend your entire waking life RE-designing a web page on the Borden Murders because you want it to be the best on the Internet.
4. "Re: You Know You Are..."
Posted by Susan on Jul-2nd-02 at 12:18 AM
In response to Message #3.
When you can quote from Lizzie's Inquest Testimony, verbatim!
5. "Re: You Know You Are..."
Posted by Susan on Jul-2nd-02 at 12:20 AM
In response to Message #4.
When you know where Andrew Borden keeps his keys, but, you can't find your own!
6. "Re: You Know You Are..."
Posted by Tina-Kate on Jul-2nd-02 at 10:07 PM
In response to Message #3.
Reply to Post No. 3 - Stefani...it already IS the best on the internet Really, honestly & truly it is!
Susan...LOL re Andrew's keys vs yr own. Sad, but true.
7. "Re: You Know You Are..."
Posted by Susan on Jul-3rd-02 at 12:22 AM
In response to Message #6.
Oh, I agree with you there, Tina-Kate, this is the best site on the internet, plus there is the warm feeling of family here due to all the wonderful people who visit which is a reflection of Stefani's hard work!
You know you are a true Bordenite when you can tell someone exactly what the Borden's ate for breakfast the day of the murders, but, can't remember what you had for dinner the night before!
When you try weird experiments to see how Abby fell and how much noise she would make when she hit the floor!
8. "Re: You Know You Are..."
Posted by Kat on Jul-3rd-02 at 3:32 AM
In response to Message #7.
I STILL can't believe you DID that, Susan!
9. "Re: You Know You Are..."
Posted by Susan on Jul-3rd-02 at 12:05 PM
In response to Message #8.
I guess that just goes to show what a true Bordenite I am!
I once read that the day you stop seeking knowledge is the day you die, I guess I've got a looooooooong life ahead of me!
You know you are a true Bordenite when you'll lay on the floor where Abby's body was found and the sofa where Andrew's body was found at the Lizzie Borden B&B and have your picture taken!
10. "Re: You Know You Are..."
Posted by Kat on Jul-3rd-02 at 9:47 PM
In response to Message #9.
You know you are a Bordenite when you take a twilight walk in beautiful Central Florida and you're looking at the sky and the trees and the birds but you're thinking about Lizzie's period 110 years ago!
11. "Re: You Know You Are..."
Posted by Susan on Jul-3rd-02 at 10:56 PM
In response to Message #10.
Good one, Kat!
12. "Re: You Know You Are..."
Posted by augusta on Jul-4th-02 at 11:11 AM
In response to Message #11.
When you're posting on this thread!
13. "Re: You Know You Are..."
Posted by Susan on Jul-4th-02 at 1:18 PM
In response to Message #12.
When you know all the Borden's middle names, but, not your best friends!
14. "Re: You Know You Are..."
Posted by Kat on Jul-5th-02 at 3:35 AM
In response to Message #13.
You know you are a Bordenite when it's July and you're anxiously looking for the mail carrier to bring your L B Q !
(check or money order payable to:)
Lizzie Borden Quarterly
Dr. Gabriela Schalow Adler - Publisher
Bristol Community College
777 Elsbree Street
Fall River, MA 02720 -7391
U.S.A. 1 Year $18.00 2 Years $30.00
Non U.S.A. 1 Year $24.00 2 Years $40.00
It's not too late to subscribe!
Also, consider writing an article for the NEXT ISSUE! This means YOU!
15. "Re: You Know You Are..."
Posted by Kat on Jul-11th-02 at 12:12 AM
In response to Message #14.
You know you are a Bordenite when you try to figure out what Birthday present to give to a dead 142 year-old on July 19th.
16. "Re: You Know You Are..."
Posted by Edisto on Jul-11th-02 at 11:32 AM
In response to Message #15.
Lizzie dead? Nah! She's only "sleeping awhile."
17. "Re: You Know You Are..."
Posted by bobcook848 on Jul-17th-02 at 9:48 PM
In response to Message #16.
Dude...she's gettin' at DELL..........
Hey...wait a minute...didn't I do this one somewhere else??
You know you are when you can't remember where the heck you post a post for a post.....
Help me, Help me, I'm typing and I can't shutup...
BC
(Message last edited Jul-17th-02 9:50 PM.)
18. "Re: You Know You Are..."
Posted by Kat on Jul-18th-02 at 4:39 AM
In response to Message #17.
Gosh!
What could you possibly have needed to EDIT in THAT?
I can't imagine!
19. "Re: You Know You Are..."
Posted by Kat on Jul-19th-02 at 4:32 AM
In response to Message #18.
I know I am a Bordenite
When I have So Much Fun On Here!
20. "Re: You Know You Are..."
Posted by Susan on Jul-19th-02 at 5:08 AM
In response to Message #19.
Amen to that, Kat!
Or how about everytime you see an axe or hatchet, you think of Lizzie?
21. "Re: You Know You Are..."
Posted by Kat on Aug-31st-02 at 7:02 PM
In response to Message #20.
You know you are a Bordenite when you know where Lizzie's dogs are buried (HARRY), and can quote the INSCRIPTION! (Edisto)
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