Oscar Pistorius Jokes

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Not PC:


Rose are red,
Violets are glorious.
Don't ever surprise
Oscar Pistorius.


When Oscar Pistorius said he wanted to be just like non-disabled athletes who would've guessed he meant O.J. Simpson.

I heard a funny noise while was sleeping in bed the other night so I jumped up and did all the usual stuff - checked the patio door, checked the front door, shot my girlfriend four times while she was in the bathroom, checked the back door....

New evidence has been found outside the Pistorius home that completely exonerates him of the murder -
footprints.

"PISTORIUS!" --- sounds like something Harry Potter would say to make your legs fall off.

Oscar Pistorius has an incredible record of wins to his name: six gold medals, four silver medals and one argument.

"Knock, knock!"
"Whose there?"
"BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!....Oscar."

What are the chances of Oscar Pistorius being found not guilty?
About the same as him getting athlete's foot.