Just for yucks.

[Stefani]

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in
one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other.

He says to the waiter, "Want coffee."

The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up."

He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The
Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp,
turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun,
causing parts of the animal to splatter
everywhere, then just walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns. He has
his shotgun in one hand pulling another male
buffalo with the other. He walks up to the
counter and says to the waiter, "Want coffee."

The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still
cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What
was all that about, anyway?"

The Indian smiles and proudly says,
"Training for upper management position in
United States Government: Come in, drink
coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others
to clean up, disappear for rest of day."

[nbcatlover]

Poor buffalo! It's only some of politicians that deserve to be shot. Wish someone would tell him to go beat a bush.

[theebmonique]

You mean become a Bushwhacker ?


Tracy...

[mbhenty]

That's funny Stefani.............how true.

There's this joke I heard when I was real young. It stayed with me becasue I thought it was hilirious. Of course no one else thinks so. I roll over laughing everytime I tell it to a kid at the coffee shop. Of course they look at me with a straight face. Most don't get it.

A horse is walking around town
he's depressed
walks by a bar and goes in and sits down
the bartender comes up to him
wipes down the counter and asks
"Hey buddy, what's with the long face?" (I know, Dah!!! I still laugh though)

[Kat]

A "Forward" to me:

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives.

By following the simple advice I heard on the Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started and never finished".


So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning,

I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of white Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of oreo's, the remainder of my old xanax prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, all of the Doritos and a box of chocolates.

You have absolutely no idea how freaking good I feel right now! Dang, that Dr. Phil is smart!

[mbhenty]

WOW KAT COOL: MUST BE ALL THAT WORK YOU DID ON THE UPCOMMING MAY ISSUE OF THE HATCHET. NOT SURE DR PHIL WOULD APPROVE THOUGH? (i do, but, perhaps good reason not to do it again)

And about your last line .........., believe me, I do!

[1bigsteve]

Every year Morris and his wife Esther go to the County fair and every year Morris tell's Esther, "Esther, I want to ride the helicopter."

Esther always replied, "I know, Morris but it cost fifty dollars and fifty dollars is fifty dollars."

One year Esther and Morris go to the fair and Morris said, "Esther, I want to ride on that helicopter. I'm 85 years old and if I don't ride now I may never get another chance."

But Esther replied, "I know, Morris but that helicopter is fifty dollars and fifty dollars is fifty dollars."

The pilot overheard the couple and said, "Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take you both up for free but only if you keep absolutely quiet. But if you say just one word it will cost you fifty dollars!"

Esther and Morris agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy manuvers but not a word came from the back seat. The pilot did all of his best daredevil moves over and over but still not one word was heard from Morris and Esther.

When they landed the pilot turned to Morris and said, "By golly, I tried every move I could think of to get you to yell out but you didn't say one word. I'm impressed!"

Morris replied, "Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Esther fell out, but you know fifty dollars is fifty dollars."

-1bigsteve (o: