Lizze Borden's House Cleaning Services

twinsrwe · Post by **twinsrwe** » Sat Aug 04, 2007 8:57 pm

I found the following notice at:
http://search.live.com/images/results.a ... borden.jpg

Clever, but a bit much, don't you think???

doug65oh · Post by **doug65oh** » Sat Aug 04, 2007 9:49 pm

Oh it's not bad, such as they go - it just needs - well, lessee here...

If your house is mighty dirty,
Thanks to bird or dog, or pussycat;
If your pet skunk has given notice
To clean the place up now -
Before he raises a really big stink -
There's just one thing to do for that:
Call Lizzie Borden's Cleaning Services.

We clean anything!
Need a quote on a really big job?
Just axe!

"Oh Miss Borden - do come over, someone has messed up my house!"

Yathink?

twinsrwe · Post by **twinsrwe** » Sat Aug 04, 2007 10:03 pm

Doug, that is hilarious!!!

1bigsteve · Post by **1bigsteve** » Sun Aug 05, 2007 9:06 am

That is a bit much but neat. I like the phone number. How would you get that phone number, offer to buy it from the person who has it? Wait in line for it?

I saw a septic tank truck one day with a logo that read, "We're #1 In The #2 Business." Also a sewer line roto-rooter type business with a phone number, "1-XXX-XXX-CRAP." Tacky but funny.

-1bigsteve (o:

twinsrwe · Post by **twinsrwe** » Sun Aug 05, 2007 10:30 am

You're right - those are tacky, but funny. However, they are quite cleverly thought out.

I like the phone number for Lizzie's House Cleaning Services, too, Steve. This notice is also well thought out even if the number of whacks are incorrect. Someone had to a lot of time on their hands.

I attempted to enlarge the notice, but could not get it any larger - I would sure like to know what is written under the words "House Cleaning Services" - I think the first two words are: Windows & Carpets; not real sure of the word carpets, but after that it is too blurred. Dang!!!

Harry · Post by **Harry** » Sun Aug 05, 2007 11:46 am

Looks like carpets to me too. Then it's Drapery and I believe Washing. Then the next 2 I can't make out and the last Bathrooms.

Lizzie do housework? Pshaw!

doug65oh · Post by **doug65oh** » Sun Aug 05, 2007 12:58 pm

Mystery Solved!

The questionable part of the advert there reads:

Windows, Carpets, Drapes, Waxing, Dust, Stains, Bathrooms

(For the paltry sum of $14.99, you too may own a T-shirt just like the one pictured here!)
http://www.notmeusa.com/ts-3445

twinsrwe · Post by **twinsrwe** » Sun Aug 05, 2007 1:58 pm

Alright, Harry and Doug!!! I still can't quite make out if the word after Drapery is Washing or Waxing; guess it could be either, however, I think we did a terrific job of figuring the words out. GOOD JOB, YOU GUYS!!! THANKS, to both of you!!!

BTW: I asked my husband if he could make the words out - after making an honest attempt, his response was "No, not all of them, but maybe you should try calling that 800 number to find out what it says."

I won't post my response to that!!!

Harry @ Sun Aug 05, 2007 10:46 am wrote:Lizzie do housework? Pshaw!

Well, she was in the process of ironing her own handkerchiefs on the morning of the 4th. (Page 62 (19) of the Inquest Testimony) Guess we gotta give her credit for that.

doug65oh · Post by **doug65oh** » Sun Aug 05, 2007 2:20 pm

Its "Drapes" and "Waxing."

("Washing" isn't used anywhere on the thing.)

twinsrwe · Post by **twinsrwe** » Sun Aug 05, 2007 6:02 pm

Oh, yeah - I can see the word Waxing, now. Guess I just needed to take a break from it for awhile. Thanks, Doug.