You know you are getting old when:
1. You can't remember what the "red" traffic light means until you are half-way through the intersection,
2. You stop for "green" traffic lights,
3. You lock all of your car doors only to come back two hours later and find that you left all your windows rolled down,
4. You spend 10 minutes looking for your sun glasses only to find they've been on top of your head the whole time,
5. You forget how to spell the word "the",
6. You rush back into the house to get something and forget what it was you wanted to get,
7. You groom yourself in the mirror and then leave your house with your fly wide open or the back of your dress stuck in the waist band of your panty hose and you are the last one to notice,
8. You forget your grandchildren's names,
9. You refer to yourself as being "39" again for the umteenth time,
10. You get excited when an old B&W movie comes on and most young people have never even seen one,
11. Kids ask you what it was like in the "olden days",
12. Middle-aged people address you as "sir" or "mame" and it is not because they think you are in their age bracket,
13. Young kids ask you if they were still making silent films when you were a kid,
14. You enjoy re-runs of Lawrence Welk,
15. You pay more attention to laxative commercials,
16. You begin wearing "sensible" shoes,
17. You remember the '60's and you were there,
18. You can feel what the weather is going to be like tomorrow,
19. The name "Metamucil" takes on a whole new meaning,
20. You never go anywhere without knowing exactly where all the public restrooms are.
Did I miss any?
-1bigsteve (o:
