Oddest Lizzie eBay item yet
Ok, I have to admit I don’t play poker professionally or watch those poker shows on TV, except once in a while the Celebrity Poker Showdown on Bravo. But that is only because I like to see famous people compete with other famous people. And every once in a while you get to see some long-missed TV actor, someone who seemed to have disappeared and now reappears for an hour trying to win money for their charity du-jour.
I guess there is a market for Poker Chip Protectors (whatever that means) — so much so a guy is selling them on eBay! For only $3.99 you too can own one.
From the sale’s description: “Adhered to side A is the infamous photo of accused axe killer Lizzie Borden. On side B are the words I CHOP with blood dripping over the handle and blade of a short axe. Lizzie was acquited and the crime never solved so many think she had the ultimate POKER FACE. So protect your cards from the muck and scare off any would-be callers with this one of a kind card protector.”
My muck needs protecting? And this thing will do that? Sounds like voodoo to me.