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Table
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1. Greetingz
2. March Timeline
3. Updatz
4. Upcoming Eventz
5. Lizzie in the Newz
6. Web Site Additionz
7. Web Site Coming Attractionz
8. Lizzie Borden Quarterly
9. Lizzie Gifts — Perfect for the Lizzie Borden buff in your
life!
10. Thiz and Thatz
1. GREETINGZ March
is upon us and spring is just around the corner, hence the flowery
theme for this month's newzletter. Even if you are still experiencing
cold and rain and snow, you can take heart that warmer weather is on
its way. I hope these pansies will warm you until the season changes
for real. There
are now 113 subscribers to the Lizzie Borden Newzletter and 149 members
of the Lizzie Borden Society Forum. Welcome to all of you! I
am putting together a list of members' and subscribers' birthdays so
that I can give you each a public best wishes when your day rolls around.
If you would like to share that info (date, not year) feel free to
email me. I am going to also use the
data to determine if any particular astrological sign is more attracted
to this case than any others. So you are really participating in an
unscientific astrology study. I will post the results here in about
two months. Here's
a direct link to the forum 
2.
MARCH TIMELINE These
are the events related to the Lizzie Borden case that occurred in the
month of March. Strangely, it is a month of deaths:
- March 1 — 1851,
Emma Lenora Borden is born
- March 1 — 1912,
John Vinnicum Morse dies in Hastings, Iowa, at the age of 79
- March 1 — 1845,
Borden and Almy formed
- March 3 — 1918,
Dr. Seabury Warren Bowen dies in Fall River, at the age of 78
- March 4 — 1867,
George, son of Hiram and Lurana dies of "brain disease", at the age
of 9 years and 5 mo.
- March 9 — 1903,
Rev. Edwin Augustus Buck dies after a brief attack of pneumonia
- March 10 — 1858,
Alice Esther Borden dies of "dropsy on the brain" or hydrocephalus
- March 13 — 1930,
Mrs. Mary Eleanor (Wilkins) Freeman, author of "The Long Arm" dies,
at the age of 77
- March 16 — 1900,
Judge Justin Dewey dies, at the age of 64
- March 17 — 1931,
Dr. Thomas F. Gunning, last survivor of a group of witnesses at the
autopsies dies
- March 18 —
1941, Arthur Sherman Phillips dies in Fall River, at the age of
76
- March 25 —
1948, Bridget Sullivan dies in Butte, Montana, at the age of 73
- March 26 —
1863, Sarah Anthony Morse Borden dies of "uterine congestion
and disease of the spine," at the age of 39
- March 18 —
1854, Charles C. Cook is born in Fall River
- March 18 —
1966, Edward D. Radin, author of Lizzie Borden: The Untold
Story, dies of cancer, at the age of 56
- March 29 —
1848, Asst. City Marshal John Fleet is born in Aston-under-Lynn,
in Lancaster, England

3.
UPDATZ: From Carol Pedersen:
The
LBQ carried my letter to the editor about the first class in November,
which was wonderful, but listed me from Maine instead of Oregon.
But perhaps someone from Maine will get enthused too and hold a
class of their own there in the future. The enrollment for Feb.
5th was even better than expected because the Oregonian newspaper
carried
a great story about the class which brought it to the public's attention
here and I was looking out at a room of 19 people, there was hardly
an empty chair, and one less than the maximum allowed. It is sometimes
hard to get people aware of what schools offer in the way of special
interest classes because the public often don't get or look at
school catalogues. I am comfortable with a small class and anyway
my voice doesn't carry that far.
One woman who came to the class this time was expecting to visit
and stay at the Borden house soon. Another woman gave me two
post cards from when she had stayed over night in the Borden's bedroom
as
the only guest. One couple had bound all the LBQ's into
a beautiful leather binder with a Lizzie bookmark embossed into
the front which
they showed me. There were lots of questions. Some of them were:
Did anyone ever indicate that there might have been two weapons
used?
Could Lizzie have changed her dress and hid it in the barn? Did
the police really check
to see if Emma was at the house in Fairhaven that morning? Was
the story of Lizzie killing the cat really true? Was Lizzie really
planning a trip where she was going to fish? What was in LIzzie's
will? Did Emma ever marry? One woman noted that if Lizzie was upstairs
after Abby was killed (Bridget heard her laughing) then why didn't
she
see or know the body was in the guest room(?) and upon this question
an interesting discussion ensued.
I think it helped giving everyone a packet with photos, lists, time
lines and references so they could take the information home with
them. It is so hard to take notes or remember things. Photos of the
people involved makes the subject more personaI. This is important
to me as I have gone to many school classes and people were talked
about with no photos
and it always bothered me. I also brought and talked about the LBQ,
Fritz Adilz's "On the Evidence" and some other books for
people to get differing views on what might happened. Besides using
overheads,
I also showed in addition to my other short video a 10 minute spot
taped from television about the Borden house ghosts, which showed the
house rooms nicely. And many again stayed late to watch the Biography
video. I presented the material but tried not to slant it one way or
the other. But, the class wanted to know what I thought and I said
that I thought it was possible that even if Lizzie didn't do it she
might have known something about it, then again maybe not. This time
I was better prepared and gave more details about the wounds, blood
spotting and condition of the bodies. Some of the people came and left
feeling Lizzie had done it and others did not offer an opinion. Many
did not know much about the case at all so the material was rather
new and many did not know the hearing, trial, LIzzie's inquest testimony,
etc. were on
the internet. I listed the Stefani Koorey Lizzie forum site on my
reference sheet and talked about it as a good place to discuss the
case with others around the world and also read the documentation.
So all in all I believe we all had a happy and educational night,
people seemed to enjoy it all and from the comments felt it was a
very worthwhile night out. I am scheduled again in May again. By that
time I hope to have a map of 1892 Fall River. Right now all I have
is a modern map of the city, which I laminated so it stays intact.
Why not hold a class in your own community?
Best wishes,
Carol Pedersen
Aloha, Oregon

4.
UPCOMING EVENTS This
from playwright/actress Marjorie Conn, author of Lost
Lesbian Lives (which includes a one-woman
play about Lizzie Borden): "If there is an actor out
there who want to perform Lizzie or needs scene material,
the
rights
are
available
and I
have
not
only the full play as published but a 30 minute version
and a 15 minutes version." You can contact Marjorie directly. This
from Lizzie Borden Society Forum member Carol Pedersen: Carol's
one-night evening adult special interest education class called
The Lizzie Borden Case that was held at Portland Community College,
Capital Center location, Beaverton, Oregon on February 5th, 2003 had a
nice write-up in the Oregonian. Here
is a link to the entire article Conference
on Guilt: The
Department of English at the University of New England
is sponsoring a Law and Humanities conference on the
Westbrook
College
Campus this summer, June 14, 2003. The topic is "Guilt." The
keynote speaker will be Professor Austin Sarat, founder
of the Department of Law, Jurisprudence, and Social Thought
at Amherst College and president of the Association for
the Study of Law, Culture, and the Humanities. Cultural
critic Carolyn Gage will be presenting a paper on Lizzie
Borden at said
conference, a reworking of her "The Real Mystery
Behind the Fall River Murders" from a few years
ago.Her web site can be seen here 
At
Women's Week 2003, a conference held at the University of Nebraska,
Carolyn
Gage's "Lizzie
Borden & Lesbian
Theatre: Axes to Grind," will be held on March 6 from 3:30 to
5 p.m. at the Great Plains Art Collection, 1155 Q St. Gage will also
perform "The Second Coming of Joan of Arc" Friday at 7:30
p.m. at the 7th Street Loft, 504 S. 7th St. Details
are available at this web site
5. LIZZIE IN THE NEWZ For
the past two months, I have been reporting that Maplecroft is for
sale!
Maplecroft's
owner Robert Dube (pronounced Doo-bee) has the 14 rooms, 6 bedrooms,
library, den, 6 fireplaces, porches, 3 full baths, 2 half baths on the
market with an asking price of $725,000. He has it listed
on this
web site. Since
then, we have had the great good fortune of having Robert's son Michael
Dube, join the Lizzie Borden Society Forum and reminisce about
his childhood in the home (he lived there from age 6 to 20). You
can read his wonderful tales at the
Forum in several threads.  This
found in Publishers Weekly, 4/15/2002, Vol. 249 Issue 15,
p16. "New
Look at Lizzie Borden There's always something new to say about
the Trial of the (19th) Century, and Cara Robertson, a lawyer
and former Supreme Court
clerk, plans to uncover it in a book just bought by Random senior
editor Jonathan Karp at auction. It's called The Trial
of Lizzie Borden and will climax a lifelong interest the author has had
in the case since she wrote an award-winning thesis on it at
Harvard. Karp bought North American rights from agent Tina
Bennett at Janklow & Nesbit
and plans to publish in 2005. Robertson had to agree to the deal
by long-distance phone; she is at the War Crimes Tribunal in
The Hague." From
"Inside the handwriting of Lizzie Borden" By Michelle Dresbold
FOR THE VALLEY NEWS DISPATCH, Tuesday, February 11, 2003 Ms.
Dresbold, a handwriting expert and personality profiler,
analyzed Lizzie's handwriting to help determine her guilt
or innocence to the crimes. Her conclusions are available
at this
web site. Here
is a portion of her analysis:
First, notice that Lizzie’s
writing lacks spontaneity. It appears stiff, with a rigid,
repetitious
pattern. This monotonous, stylized, and artificial writing
shows that Lizzie puts up a facade and hides her true
self and motives. Often, people with this sort of mechanical
looking writing show little emotion. This was the case
with Lizzie Borden, whom the police noted, was emotionally “flat,” showing
no signs of grief the day her beloved father and (maybe her
not so beloved) stepmother were murdered.
Also, notice the strange noose-like stroke on the bottom
of Lizzie’s “M’s”and the distorted
hook on the “B” in Borden. Weapon-shaped letters
indicate that the writer has hostile impulses and will not
hesitate to use a weapon.
I have found that in artificial slowly stylized writing,
like Lizzie’s, the weapon of choice is usually poison.
In fact, in the weeks before their deaths, Abby and Andrew
Borden had complained of stomach distress and believed that
someone was trying to poison them. Eli Bence, a clerk at
Smith’s Drug Store, stated that the day before the
murders, Lizzie had tried to purchase ten cent’s worth
of prussic acid —hydrogen cyanide in solution, which
Lizzie claimed she needed to kill insects. When Bence refused
to sell it to her without a prescription, Lizzie became noticeably
agitated, and told the clerk that she had no trouble purchasing
it there previously.
Another witness said that Lizzie had tried to buy the same
poison from a different drugstore earlier that week.
Now look at the way she writes her capital “S”.
Do you see how it ends with a flamboyant final stroke that
curves high and upward? This shows that Lizzie enjoyed extravagant
gestures and attention-getting behavior —which
she used skillfully during her trial. Observers stated
that her
elaborate fainting scenes in court helped to win the
jury over.
February
26 was the 100th Anniversary of Fall River, Mass.
An article on the celebration was published in the Herald
News. Of note:
This
summer, the Rev. Robert Lawrence of First Congregational
Church is taking part in the festivities
with an eight- to nine-week Wednesday evening lecture
series focusing
on the city’s history.
Lawrence said the theme will be a "review of Fall
River’s history" with illustrated
talks. He has booked several individuals from
area colleges, as well
as authors from out of state, to present.
The first talk, scheduled for July 9, will be a history
of Fall River that will show off a large amount of historical
memorabilia.
For a taste of what will be offered, Lawrence
showed two of his own historical pieces. One
item is a letter written
in Fall River by Buffalo Bill on Feb. 26, 1916
on Hotel Mellen stationary. Hotel Mellen stood
where the Compass
Bank parking lot on North Main Street does now.
Lawrence also had a complaint note written to
John S. Brayton from
Lizzie Borden in 1900, well after the murders.
The two were neighbors, and apparently the many
birds in Brayton’s
backyard were agitating Lizzie with their incessant
chirping.
"
We’ve got hundreds and hundreds of pieces like this," Lawrence
said.
Although some lectures are still being confirmed
and finalized, so far they look like this: July
16, lecture on the role
of immigrants and mill life; July 23, Old Fall
River Line; Aug. 4, a night with Lizzie Borden;
Aug. 13, the role women
played in shaping the city’s history; Aug. 20, a
lecture about mills based on the book "Constant Turmoil;" Aug.
27, Dr. David Greer on 200 years of medicine.
Here
is a link to the full text of that news article. 
6.
WEB SITE ADDITIONZ I
have recently added several new pages to the Lizzie Borden Virtual Museum
and Library. They include:
-
Two
pages of images and one of narrative detailing the Fall River Fire
of 1928.
Check
it out here.
-
Three
wonderful essays by Borden scholar Denise Noe! "Why Lizzie
Will Forever Haunt Us"; "Echoes of Lizzie in Hush,
Hush, Sweet Charlotte";
and "The Murderer Who Inadvertently Helped Miss Lizzie" The
essays can be read here.
-
-
New
Quick Time movies of my 92 Second Street visit of 1997 at this
link
-
Harry
Widdows has mapped out the parameters of the section of Fall
River known as "The Hill" using the description listed
in the Summer 2000 issue of the Fall River Historical Society
Quarterly Report.
His image can
be found on page three of the Fall River Photos section of the
Lizzie Borden Virtual Museum and Library here.
- The latest
archives of the Lizzie Borden Society Forum (June 1 to Dec. 31,
2002). Click
here.
-
Another
humorous addition to the Writer's Corner by Sherry Chapman entitled "Dear
Abby". Ms. Chapman's column presents advice to questions
posed by members of the cast of characters of the Borden Murders — and
who answers these queries? Why none other than Abby Borden!

7.
WEB SITE COMING ATTRACTIONZ
-
- The Preliminary
Hearing's closing arguments from Porter (they were not a part of
the typed Preliminary Hearing that has come down to us from Jennings)--by
Kat Koorey
-
A
new addition to "Dear Abby"
- Newly found image
of Lizzie's high school
-
A
section of book and video reviews. If you would like to have
your comments posted in this section, please email
me
- The final installments of Kathleen Carbone's "This is Maplecroft"
8. LIZZIE BORDEN QUARTERLY
Considered
the preeminent journal for Borden scholars, buffs, and armchair detectives,
the Lizzie Borden Quarterly has been in publication since January
1993. Publisher: Gabriela Adler, Editor: Maynard F. Bertolet, published
by Bristol Community College in Fall River.
Here
is the table of contents from the latest (January 2003) issue:
"Nance
O'Neil -- Revisited" by Judith Paula Curry
"Charles Henry Wells -- An Insider Speaks of Lizzie" by Michael Martins
and Dennis Binette
"Joseph Carpenter -- Was He the One?" by Leonard Rebello and Neilson
Caplan
"Joe Carpenter Probably Didn't Do It" by William Masterton
"The Lubin Film Company" by Tim Lussier
"The Trial Testimony of Alice M. Russell"
"The Known Films of Nance O'Neil"
"Bibliographic Borden" by Lisa Zawadzki
"Lizbits" by Neilson Caplain
"Lizzie On Line" by Stefani Koorey
"Princess Maplecroft" by Mary T. Cusack
"Letters to the Editor" by Carol Pedersen
To
Subscribe to the Lizzie Borden Quarterly, send your name
and address and your check or money order for
U.S.A.: 1 Year $18.00, 2 Years $30.00,
Non U.S.A.: 1 Year $24.00, 2 Years $40.00
Mail
To:
Lizzie Borden Quarterly
Dr. Gabriela Schalow Adler - Publisher
Bristol Community College
777 Elsbree Street
Fall River, MA. 02720-7391


9. LIZZIE GIFTS
Here is a list of
the newest additions to the Lizzie Borden
Gift Shop. Please visit the store at this address for contact
information regarding purchasing these items. Lizzie
Borden Mouse Pads. Now for the first time you can own a Lizzie
Borden Mouse Pad! The perfect holiday gift for anyone interested in the
Borden murders of 1892, the history of Fall River, or Victorian America.
These high quality mouse pads are 3/16th of an inch thick and measure
9.25 X 7.75 inches.This stunning mouse pad depicts Lizzie in front of
the 92 Second Street house in Fall River, Mass. in which both her father
and stepmother were murdered (see image). While Lizzie was tried and acquitted
of the crimes, not everyone believes her to be innocent. Did she or didn't
she? Shipping is $1.50 to continental US. $16.95 each or 2 for $32.00 Complete
Primary Source Documents PLUS important books on the case on CD-ROM:
Police Witness Statements (46 pages + full index); Inquest (2 vols.);
Preliminary Hearing (5 vols., 460+ pages); Trial Transcript (2 vols.,
1,900 + pages). PLUS The Fall River Tragedy (1893) by Edwin H. Porter
and The Trial of Lizzie Borden (1937) by Edmund Pearson --- both books
are in PDF format and contain all photographs from the original editions.
All documents and books are in PDF format for easy viewing on ANY computer
or operating system (Mac, PC, Linux). Now you can own all of the important
primary sources on one disk! If purchased separately in hard paper format,
your total would be at least $250. This copy of the Preliminary Hearing
is in CORRECT ORDER. The original is not. Includes an original introductory
essay that provides much needed information on the preliminary hearing
process and Lizzie's process specifically. The disk includes all four
documents, two important books on the case (Porter and Pearson), plus
a free bonus of a large collection of photographs related to the case
in jpg and gif formats, including images of the primary participants in
the murder mystery and photographs of the inside and outside of the murder
house, 92 Second St. in Fall River, Mass. $49.95. The
Borden Murders and Their Aftermath, as reported in the New Bedford Evening
Standard. One of the foremost and complete newspapers that
covered the Borden tragedy of Fall River, Massachusetts, was the New Bedford
Evening Standard. Almost all books on the Borden case draw heavily from
its pages. Rich in detail, these news reports capture the flavor and atmosphere
from the day of the crime to Lizzie’s ultimate acquittal. Now for
the first time you can have a digitized transcription of the pages of
this vital resource. Arranged by date, these articles if printed out would
be over 460 pages in length. This collection does not include the trial
coverage itself and is intended as a complement to the primary source
documents found at this website. These articles cover the daily side happenings
during the period of the trial and the events leading up to it and its
decision. Reading these pages is like being transported back in time to
1892-93 Fall River and New Bedford, Mass. Every attempt was made to make
an exact duplicate of each daily article. This is a must for any Lizzie
Borden buff who wants to read first hand about the excitement and drama
surrounding the daily happenings of this extraordinary case. This important
document is brought to you in PDF format for easy viewing on ANY computer
or operating system (Mac, PC, Linux). The disk includes the extensive
transcripts of the New Bedford Evening Standard plus a free bonus of a
large collection of photographs related to the case in jpg and gif formats,
including images of the primary participants in the murder mystery and
photographs of the inside and outside of the murder house, 92 Second St.
in Fall River, Mass. $19.95. Lizzie
Borden -- The Murders and Their Aftermath, as reported by the Rochester
Democrat and Chronicle. A little known upstate New York
newspaper, the Democrat & Chronicle in Rochester, NY, devoted extensive
coverage to the Borden murders in Fall River, Massachusetts and their
aftermath in the years 1892 and 1893. In a series of 28 articles they
present the daily happenings and events that were so captivating to the
reading audience. The articles were transcribed and digitized using the
exact spelling and factual errors to reflect the sense of the reporting
of this real life drama and are made available for the very first time
in this format. This well written and interesting series of articles is
a welcome addition to any collector of material on one of the most horrific
unsolved murder cases of all time. This collection is in PDF format for
viewing on any computer system. The collection can be read with a free
Adobe Acrobat Reader, available for download at Adobe.com. This unique
and original collection has never before been offered for sale. Transcribed
by Harry Widdows, famed originator of the Lizzie Borden Trial Transcript
in Word format. $9.95 Lizzie
Borden Screensaver! This specially created screensaver is for
the Lizzie Borden buff, true crime reader, armchair detective, or historian.
The screensaver contains over forty photographs covering the span of the
1892 Borden tragedy. Photos of Lizzie, the Bordens, the Morses, 92 Second
Street, the victims, Fall River, Maplecroft, and the Oak Grove Cemetery
graves are included. This unique and brand new item has never before been
offered for sale. Created by Harry Widdows, famed originator of the Lizzie
Borden Trial Transcript in Word format. This CD makes a great gift and
installs in seconds on any PC running Windows. $11.95 includes FREE SHIPPING!
Lizzie
Borden Bumper Sticker! Now for the first time you can own a "Lizzie
Borden -- Did She or Didn't She?" bumper sticker. These high quality
bumper stickers are made from the finest synthetic (polypropylene or polyester)
materials. The color pigments are heat-fused onto the material.
This makes the image resistant to weather, carwashes, etc. The
stickers are flexible and easy to apply. Our bumper stickers are
the standard 3" by 10" in size. The sticker is black and
white (see image). Please note that the word "COPY" does not
appear on the finished bumper sticker, it is used for advertisement purposes
only. $4.95 each or 2 for $9.00, shipping is only 45 cents! . The
Preliminary Hearing. 481 pages, 5 volumes. August
25 - September 1, 1892. Available for the first time in .pdf
format on a CD-ROM. Searchable
and complete. With introductory essay by Harry Widdows and Stefani Koorey.
This copy does not require a word processing program to view
as this disk's
contents are in PDF format. In addition, this copy of the Preliminary
Hearing is in CORRECT ORDER. The original is not. And finally,
this copy
of the Preliminary
Hearing includes an original introductory essay that provides much
needed information on the preliminary hearing process
and
Lizzie's process specifically. The disk includes the Preliminary Hearing
plus a free bonus of a large collection of photographs related
to the
case in jpg and gif formats, including images of the primary participants
in the murder mystery and photographs of the inside and outside
of the
murder house, 92 Second St. in Fall River, Mass. $19.95 The
Murder of Bertha Manchester, 1893, articles of the crime from the Evening
Standard, New Bedford, Mass., May 31 to June 13, 1893, on
CD-ROM.
Says Lizzie Borden scholar, K. Koorey, "The pitiful saga of the
Bertha Manchester murder was an important addendum to the legend of
the Borden
Case. The murder was committed in similar style, with similar weapon,
in daylight, upon an innocent woman. It’s splash upon the headlines
May 31, 1893, just days before the beginning of the trial of Lizzie
Borden
for the hatchet murder of her father and step –mother, may have
influenced a jury pool that was about to be chosen to serve in the 'Trial
of the Century.'" Volume contains thirteen articles and several
newspaper images. Also includes an original Introduction and Epilogue
by K. Koorey.
This collection is in PDF format for viewing on any computer system.
The collection can be read with a free Adobe Acrobat Reader, available
for
download at Adobe.com. This unique and original collection has never before
been offered for sale. Transcribed by Harry Widdows, famed originator
of the Lizzie Borden Trial Transcript in Word format. $7.95. Edmund
Pearson The Trial of Lizzie Borden and Edwin Porter The
Fall River Tragedy, on CD-ROM. Pearson, Edmund. The
Trial of Lizzie Borden. New York: Doubleday, 1937. Important
work that includes great quantities of trial testimony, not generally
found elsewhere,
but criticized for his one-sided approach which favored Lizzie as the
killer. Porter, Edwin H. The Fall River Tragedy. Fall
River, MA: George R. H. Buffinton, Press of J. D. Munroe, 1893.
Porter's book
is the first major work in the field of Borden studies. Includes many
rare photographs. Both books are complete and are in PDF format
for easy
viewing on ANY computer (Mac, PC, Linux). The disk includes both books
(and all photos from the original editions) plus a free bonus
of a large
collection of photographs related to the case in jpg and gif formats,
including images of the primary participants in the murder mystery,
and
photographs of the inside and outside of the murder house, 92 Second
St. in Fall River, Mass. $19.95 Lost
Lesbian Lives contains three one-woman plays written
by actress and playwright Marjorie Conn. It includes The
Honeymoon Years of Eleanor Roosevelt & Lorena Hickok, Miss
Lizzie A. Borden Invites You to Tea, Thar She Blows!
Disguised as a Boy She Went A'whaling. These works and others
represent Marj's unwavering commitment to recording and restoring
the lives of lesbians, lives which have been
all too often erased from history. The plays in this book focus on three
very different women: Lorena Hickok, an early female reporter
and the
lover of Eleanor Roosevelt. Lizzie Borden, the subject of the 19th Century
Trial of the Century, who was also the lover of a famous actress.
Isabella
Chase, a fictional character patterned after the real women who disguised
themselves as men and served on whaling and other ships in the
mid-19th
Century. Each of them encompasses a part of the North American lesbian
experience, and thus is a part of our history. All 3 plays are
one-woman
plays and have enjoyed productions in Provincetown, MA and New York City.
Excellent monologue material for women (and men in drag) of all
ages. Excellent
reading material. All 3 characters have in common their love
for animals. 10% of the proceeds for this book is being donated to
Greyhound Rescue Organizations. Lost Lesbian Lives is a captivating
read
by itself,
and the perfect companion for those fortunate enough to see Marj perform
one or all of these great plays. Happy Reading! $17, includes
shipping.
$17.00 
10.
THIZ AND THATZ Websites
of interest:
- Harry
Widdows found this great site on famous
Birthdays, which includes
Lizzie:
-
A
review of “Murder Americana: The People vs. Lizzie
Borden” from the Oak Park Journal
Wordz
and Muzic: Michael Brown's song "You Can't Chop Your Poppa Up in
Massachusetts"
1. One hot day in old Fall River, Mister
Andrew Borden died, and they booked his daughter Lizzie on a charge
of homicide.
Some folks
say, “She
didn’t do it.” Others say, “Of course, she did.” But
they all agree Miss Lizzie B. was quite a problem kid
Chorus: Cause you can't chop your poppa up in Massachusetts, no even
if it's planned as a surprise. No you can't chop your poppa up in Massachusetts,
you know how neighbors love to criticize.
2. Now she got him on the the sofa, where he’d gone to
take a snooze, and I hope he went to heaven, ‘cause he wasn’t
wearing shoes. Lizzie kind of rearranged him with a hatchet, so they
say. And then she got her mother in that same old fashioned way.
Chorus: But you can't chop your momma up in Massachusetts, not even
if you're tired of her cuisine. No you can't chop your momma up in
Massachusetts, if you do you know there's bound to be a scene.
3. Oh they really kept her hopping on that August after noon,
with both down and upstairs chopping while she hummed a ragtime tune.
And her maw, when Lizzie whacked her, looked an auful lot like paw,
Like somebody in a tractor had been backing over maw.
Chorus: Oh you can't chop your poppa up in Massachusetts, and then
blame all the damage on the mice. No you can't chop your momma up in
Massachusetts, that kind of thing just isn't very nice.
4. Now, it wasn’t done for pleasure and it wasn’t
done for spite, and it wasn’t done because the lady wasn’t
very bright. She had always done the slightest thing that mom and poppa
bid. They said, “Lizzie, cut it out,” and that’s
exactly what she did.
Chorus: But you can't chop your poppa up in Massachusetts, and then
get dressed to go out for a walk. No you can't chop your poppa up in
Massachusetts, Massachusetts is a far cry from New York.
— And
now for some humor:
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An
Indian chief was feeling very sick, so he summoned the medicine
man. After a brief examination, the medicine man took out a long,
thin strip
of elk hide and gave it to the chief, instructing him to bite
off, chew and swallow one inch of the leather every day.
After a month, the medicine man returned to see how the chief was
feeling. The chief shrugged and said, " The thong is ended,
but the malady lingers on."
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A
famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and found
his name missing from
the town register. His wife insisted on complaining to the local
civic official who apologized profusely saying, "I must
have taken Leif off my census."

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