Lizzie Borden Society Forum

Enough joking. I know the key to what happened, and know where the information is to get the rest, and for $ 15,000 cash I will get the required information and you can have your ownly name on the book. I will help you to write the book.

or.. for a $15.00 donation to your favorite charity I will send you an autographed photo of me in this $7.99 tiara I saw on Ebay....

But would you look as good as Lizzie ???




Tracy...

I love it!!!!!!!! you all are so cool! I always wanted a tirrea!


And damn John if you have "THE AWNSER" why don't you just spill it? gahhhhhhhhhh!!!! so DRAMATIC!

Bowen laid with Lizzie in the hay of the barn loft and took away in his bag the evidence after the murder. They were having an affair and he kept her in drugs. She was pregnant with his child. And he gave her an abortion. Since he was her physician, he could invoke Dr./patient privilege.


oops: that'll be 50 cents!

Audrey, you really crack me up! I love it!

Has anyone ever been banned from this Board...if not, there's a first time for everything!

"No Jive"? Sounds like plenty of it to me.

Why would someone be banned for an amazing offer? There are people on here why know a lot about this particular crime, and could write a book. I'll give them some information, and some look-up stuff, and there will be a conclusive book.
I'll even throw in a never before discovered clue to the Jack The Ripper Murders which blows Patricia Cornwell's theory to hades, and a never before discovered link on the Lindbergh kidnapping.
But, as my uncle Saul used to say, "get the money."

John-

dude step back from yourself and see how others percieve what you are saying-like for instance -me................these statements make you sound like a mad man! And pompouse that you will give us the awnser if we come to you like you're GOD or something.........and if you know so much why don't YOU write the book?

can't you see that no one believes you?

***Enough joking. I know the key to what happened, and know where the information is to get the rest, and for $ 15,000 cash I will get the required information and you can have your ownly name on the book. I will help you to write the book.***
_____________

that's very intriguing, john -- but i'm afraid i would have to commit patricide myself to put my hands on $15,000 of cash. (i'll get it eventually though......somehow i don't think you've got as much patience as i do.)

I think my $15.00 offer is win/win/win....

The charity of your choice gets money.
You get a photo of me.
I get to wear a tiara.

I especially like the part about me being in a tiara.

Audrey, I wish that I had a tiara in stock at my store at the moment. I would send it to you for FREE!
But then again, mere rhinestones would not be worthy of you.
If I ever get the real thing in stock, you'll be the first to know! :-)

I bet you look lovely in a tiera, Audrey.
Tell you what. I'll buy the tiera - that makes you
$ 15 plus to your charity. Then we'll each invest
$ 1,000 into a personal, us, gaming fund. This is a no loss fund. So if you lose, there is still my money to cover it. And if you win I won't collect on commission until you hit $ 5,000. That's a win/win/win/win!
You can't lose, and the most you are out are the commissions after you've won $ 5,000.
So can I fax you a contract?
Yes I probably should be banned for doing something like this, so back to Lizzie.
I know that not everything known about "Lizzie" is known by this group. That's my statement, and I'm not a writer and certainly not God.

So I have some questions for you Audrey - later darlin.

John, I don't know who or what you are, but you're funny!

Audrey, wipe that gunk off your face! If the good Lord had meant to wear lipstick, he'd've invented it...oh, wait - never mind.

"my Uncle Saul" aha he's jewish! very enterprising
in ways to make a buck off us Lizzie nuts, but we are not Idiots, as he seems to believe.

Bob Gutowski @ Tue May 03, 2005 12:00 pm wrote:John, I don't know who or what you are, but you're funny!

Audrey, wipe that gunk off your face! If the good Lord had meant to wear lipstick, he'd've invented it...oh, wait - never mind.

Bob. I am NOT directing this quote at anyone, I never would. But I had an uncle who used to say wearing make up was really stupid on a females part. He said if you weren't born with a pretty face, why try to paint one on?

John has no answers and you can't solve the case its to old and the evidence is missing ,all you can state is your belief. For an example of my belief

I'm 16 and smarter than you


You D.A.

And I don't mean District Attorney

John is so stupid

Bob.... Certainly you do know that lady never leaves her home with bare legs (despite the heat) or bare lips.

If you like I can have Maxine call you and explain all the rules in great detail....

Pssssst Bob....PSSSST...BOB ! C 'mere....closer...CLOSER...OK, I wasn't supposed to reveal this, but if you promise not to tell anyone...Audrey is really only 29 and just wears make-up so she can look older.


Tracy...