First published in August/September, 2008, Volume 5, Issue 3, The Hatchet: Journal of Lizzie Borden Studies.

It depends on one’s idea

of cordiality.

Good morning, Mrs. Borden!

Delicious mutton broth!

Lovely dress, Mrs. Borden!

Are you going out?

Have a nice day, Mrs. Borden!

Be courteous,

Always say good morning.

Curtsey often.

Chop, dice, repeat.

Chop, dice, repeat.