{"id":4325,"date":"2018-07-15T10:37:27","date_gmt":"2018-07-15T14:37:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lizzieandrewborden.com\/HatchetOnline\/?p=4325"},"modified":"2018-07-15T10:37:27","modified_gmt":"2018-07-15T14:37:27","slug":"wanted","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lizzieandrewborden.com\/hatchetonline\/wanted\/","title":{"rendered":"Wanted"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;color: #000000\">by Larry Allen<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;color: #000000\">First published in April\/May, 2008, Volume 5, Issue 2, <em>The Hatchet: Journal of Lizzie Borden Studies<\/em>.<\/span><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;color: #000000\">Wanted:<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>Coachman, lover, someone who doesn\u2019t mind a strong-willed woman.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;color: #000000\">Applicant must keep his mouth shut when instructed to do so.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;color: #000000\">Money not an issue.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;color: #000000\">Semi-attractive woman with eyes of steel gray.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;color: #000000\">Strong enough to keep you in line, buster!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;color: #000000\">Handy with an ax.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;color: #000000\">Loves to have squirrels crawling all over her.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;color: #000000\">A bit of a petty thief and a stay at home, but you can\u2019t have everything.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;color: #000000\">Inquire at 7 French Street,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;color: #000000\">Fall River.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;color: #000000\">A Lizzie Borden poem by Larry Allen.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":25,"featured_media":2897,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4325","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lizzieandrewborden.com\/hatchetonline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4325","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lizzieandrewborden.com\/hatchetonline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lizzieandrewborden.com\/hatchetonline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lizzieandrewborden.com\/hatchetonline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/25"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lizzieandrewborden.com\/hatchetonline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4325"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lizzieandrewborden.com\/hatchetonline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4325\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lizzieandrewborden.com\/hatchetonline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4325"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lizzieandrewborden.com\/hatchetonline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4325"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lizzieandrewborden.com\/hatchetonline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4325"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}