Lizzie Borden Society Forum

My brother sent this to me a while back. Forgive me if you have seen it already:

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get in the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus?

I think the life cycle is all backwards.
(1) You should die first, you know, start out dead, get it out of the way. You wake up in a an old age home, feeling better every day.
(2) You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
(3) You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous (hey, you've only got a few years left, what's the big deal?!?) and you get ready for High School.
(4) Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, and, finally, you become a baby;
(5) The last step, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and then

You finish off as an orgasm!

You're forgiven. I must admit...you had me right til that last line!

But either way you go, you begin and end bald and with no teeth!

Richard @ Tue Jun 27, 2006 10:58 pm wrote:But either way you go, you begin and end bald and with no teeth!

Well, I too didn't have any teeth when I was born but the hair thing is another matter. I was one of those babies who the minute I came out of the womb I looked like I needed a hair cut. I was born with a full head of black hair. I looked like I should have played bass for the Beatles when I was one day old. The funny thing is I didn't keep the black hair. Over the years it turned to a sort of brownish blonde.

Ohhhh, Stefani, do I feel a major smart remark coming on...

I think I had better bite my tongue on this one.

-1bigsteve (o:

Richard @ Tue Jun 27, 2006 6:58 pm wrote:But either way you go, you begin and end bald and with no teeth!

Yea, Richard, and not to mention what we do in our pants.

-1bigsteve (o:

I love babies with lots of hair! It's a weakness of mine!

Kat @ Wed Jun 28, 2006 11:17 pm wrote:I love babies with lots of hair! It's a weakness of mine!

In that case, Kat, you would have loved me as a baby. I just wish I still had it all now.

-1bigsteve (o: