Lizzie Borden Society Forum

Posted: **Thu Apr 07, 2005 1:27 pm**

I wonder if Lizzie suffered from an ax-iety disorder or perhaps, Borden-line personality disorder

Posted: **Thu Apr 07, 2005 5:15 pm**

I agree! And I like this stuff but I'm not good at it.
Thanks!

Posted: **Thu Apr 07, 2005 6:36 pm**

Good Pippi, or maybe she just had Acid Re-fl AX?

Posted: **Thu Apr 07, 2005 6:44 pm**

oooo that mutton did it!! Nancy that was good

Posted: **Thu Apr 07, 2005 8:43 pm**

axe me and I will tell you no lies?

Posted: **Thu Apr 07, 2005 10:50 pm**

I hear Lizzie took her bedroom by Emmanent domain. . .

Posted: **Thu Apr 07, 2005 10:52 pm**

Andrew and Abby used to have to yell at her to turn her cl-ax-ical music down...

Posted: **Thu Apr 07, 2005 11:13 pm**

Oh this is good! I'm very entertained!

Posted: **Thu Apr 07, 2005 11:17 pm**

Her last fortune cookie ax-tually said her lucky numbers were 40 and 41.

Tracy...

Posted: **Fri Apr 08, 2005 12:13 am**

Andrew had no GILT!

(I'm very pleased to contribute!

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Posted: **Fri Apr 08, 2005 12:15 am**

Maybe she ax-identally killed Abby while trying to swat a fly...with a hatchet...

Posted: **Fri Apr 08, 2005 12:20 am**

...and swatting...and swatting...and swatting...

Tracy...

Posted: **Fri Apr 08, 2005 12:25 am**

Or maybe Nancie her Ax-id reflux kept flaring and flaring...lol

Posted: **Fri Apr 08, 2005 12:29 am**

Or maybe Nancie her Ax-id reflux kept flaring and flaring...lol

Posted: **Fri Apr 08, 2005 12:30 am**

oops...sorry hit the back button...lol

Posted: **Fri Apr 08, 2005 10:14 am**

I still think the murders were planned differently and didn't go as AX-pected.

Posted: **Fri Apr 08, 2005 3:21 pm**

A-pear-antly so...

Tracy...

Posted: **Sat Sep 17, 2005 12:41 am**

It was Abby-dently a hatchet job and Lizzie was up to her axe in trouble but just barn-ly got away with it. Poor Ax-bby and Ax-drew. They didn't realize they were ax-ing for it. If they had only taken some l-ax-ative they might have been more ax-greeable people. Or ax-least easier to get ax-long with. But ax-usual there was ax-lot of tension in the f-ax-ily. Looking for sinkers was really a poor ax-ibi for Lixxie.

I wonder if she hid the hatchet in the ax-tic. Do you suppose the maid used Wind-ax cleaner? Poor girl, she didn't have a squeege or a tall enough l-ax-dder to reach those high windows.

Now, if you were to ax-me what I think ax-bout...

-1bigsteve (o:

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