I guess there is a market for Poker Chip Protectors (whatever that means) — so much so a guy is selling them on eBay! For only $3.99 you too can own one.
From the sale’s description: “Adhered to side A is the infamous photo of accused axe killer Lizzie Borden. On side B are the words I CHOP with blood dripping over the handle and blade of a short axe. Lizzie was acquited and the crime never solved so many think she had the ultimate POKER FACE. So protect your cards from the muck and scare off any would-be callers with this one of a kind card protector.”
My muck needs protecting? And this thing will do that? Sounds like voodoo to me.
