{"id":3002,"date":"2010-01-15T11:09:54","date_gmt":"2010-01-15T19:09:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lizzieandrewborden.com\/MondoLizzie\/?p=3002"},"modified":"2010-01-15T11:09:54","modified_gmt":"2010-01-15T19:09:54","slug":"i-married-lizzie-borden","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lizzieandrewborden.com\/mondolizzie\/i-married-lizzie-borden\/","title":{"rendered":"I Married Lizzie Borden"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There is an <a href=\"http:\/\/www.seventhsanctum.com\/contests.php\">interesting contest<\/a> that unfortunately ends today where people can submit their ideas for a film poster for a movie that never existed, but models itself as a parody on B movies.<\/p>\n<p>JohnLennon15 submitted a poster for a fake film titled &#8220;I Married Lizzie Borden.&#8221; It is pretty imaginative and well done (see below). I think it might win as it seems to me to be the best of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.seventhsanctum.com\/contestentry.php?Contnum=18\">entries. <\/a><\/p>\n<p>Here are the rules:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Yes, it&#8217;s B-Movie time! Your goal? To create a convincing poster for one of those enjoyable B-Movies (or lower down the alphabet).<\/p>\n<p>Sound&#8217;s simple? Well, we&#8217;re going to make it even more challenging! Your goal is NOT to mock films, not to parody them &#8211; your goal is to take a randomly generated B-Movie title and make a poster that is as believable as possible for the movie you&#8217;ve imagined!<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s what you do!<\/p>\n<p>    * Go to the B-Movie Generator and generate a title you want to do the poster of. <\/p>\n<p>Now, when you do this poster, you also have to include the following on your entry at the site it&#8217;s hosted at:<\/p>\n<p>    * The year it was made.<br \/>\n    * A summary of the plot and characters.<br \/>\n    * Any other extra detail to make it more believable. <\/p>\n<p>So if your fake picture is from the 70&#8217;s, the poster is going to be in a different style than say, the 90&#8217;s or the 50&#8217;s. This also gives you a chance to find a style that fits your artistic skills and interests, from the cut-and-paste oddness of grindhouse posters to some of the strange and lush art of the 70&#8217;s and more!<\/p>\n<p>A few resources to help those of you looking to do a blast from the past:<\/p>\n<p>    * Some 1970&#8217;s posters.<br \/>\n    * Some 1960&#8217;s posters.<br \/>\n    * Some 1950&#8217;s drive in posters. <\/p>\n<p>So go on, let&#8217;s see what kind of wonderfully cheese films you can create &#8211; that never were. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/entertainment.webshots.com\/photo\/2967770220026363117ZxoEDc\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/inlinethumb64.webshots.com\/46335\/2967770220026363117S425x425Q85.jpg\" alt=\"B-Movie Bonanza Entry -- I Married Lizzie Borden\"><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There is an interesting contest that unfortunately ends today where people can submit their ideas for a film poster for a movie that never existed, but models itself as a parody on B movies. JohnLennon15 submitted a poster for a fake film titled &#8220;I Married Lizzie Borden.&#8221; It is pretty imaginative and well done (see [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,13,7,16,27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3002","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-6-degrees-of-separation","category-book-and-media-reviews","category-borden-buzz","category-scary-lizzie","category-silly-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lizzieandrewborden.com\/mondolizzie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3002","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lizzieandrewborden.com\/mondolizzie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lizzieandrewborden.com\/mondolizzie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lizzieandrewborden.com\/mondolizzie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lizzieandrewborden.com\/mondolizzie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3002"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lizzieandrewborden.com\/mondolizzie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3002\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lizzieandrewborden.com\/mondolizzie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3002"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lizzieandrewborden.com\/mondolizzie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3002"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lizzieandrewborden.com\/mondolizzie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3002"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}