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Audrey
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Dearest Pere Noel,

I have a different Noel list this year..... I will not be asking for my usual list of jewelry or other expensive fashionable items.....

Well, I would like a Birkin bag.... But who doesn't?

I won't be asking for good health for my children either..... I have decided that they are indestructible. Could you please arrange for them to treat one another as well as they treat their friends?

I would like a husband who does know where the dishes go.. and is willing to put them there. If that is too much to ask, how about him learning to do a load of laundry?

Oh.... and please! PLEASE! Can you somehow arrange for him to NOT have too many glasses of wine and karaoke 'Squeeze Box' at his staff's Holiday Party? Those people work hard and deserve better than that!

I would like my Birkin bag to be black.. So versatile. It would go with almost anything and I would only need one!

A safe trip to France... And one where no one accuses his/her sibling of looking at them funny would also be nice...

(We are leaving on Saturday 24 December and returning 3 January)

Now about my 'cleavage'........... PLEASE???????????? Just for ONE day???

Happy Noel to you and I promise to leave some fresh baked mandelins for you....

Audrey


PS... If anyone writes you a letter below, please try and give them what they wish for.. They are fabulous people!
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Dear Pere Noel,

Please...for my wish...let Audrey have the cleavage thing for.......a whole week ! The few extra days will give her time to adjust to something so new.

Merci,
Tracy...
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Auds,

Have a great trip, a MERRY CHRISTMAS and a Happy New Year!!!

We'll miss you.

Harry

PS: If you can bring back Sophie Marceau for me that would start my 2006 off right. :grin:
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Dearest Audrey,
Have a safe and Happy Holiday!
May Pere Noel bring you a good wife!
While he's at it, my friend Mary could use one too!
Kat
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Ahhh...Sister Audrey...doer of all that is good...


Tracy...
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That's her! Bless you Audrey!

She was good in the movie "Braveheart".

Have a safe and happy trip!
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Of course the idea was for you ALL to put your letters to Santa here.....
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I did put a letter to Santa.......Pere Noel. Did my wish for you come true in time for your trip ???


Tracy...
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I will have a word with those elves myself...it was supposed to be DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.


Tracy...
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Post by Susan »

:lol: You gals are funny, I should ask Santa for that cleavage thing too.


Dear Santa,

I've tried to be a good girl this year and have one Christmas wish and that is the wish for health. I've had this miserable chest cold for a week now and I'm really wanting to be well so I can cook Christmas dinner for the 12 friends of mine who don't have other invites. Please take away the red eyes and red nose that shine like Rudolph's. Could you please heal my laryngitis so that I don't sound like Suzanne Pleshette and sound more like myself again. Please take away the aches and pains and the hot and cold sweats. Thats all I'm asking for this year Santa, please see what you can do.

-Susan
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Post by Nancy »

Susan, I hope you are feeling better?
Dear Santa, please keep my grandbaby safe while
she is all over the hills of Maine right now in snowstorms and God knows what. Please Santa bring them back safe and sound, thank you.
Merry Christmas to all! nancie
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So you are the one who warmed Maine up and made it rain instead of snow! Way to go Santa!
Just enough snow to make it a white Christmas. Then good travelling for all.

Gramma
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