Dog philosophy

[Harry]

A friend sent me this. The last comment is by my cat.

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
-Anonymous

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
-Ann Landers

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
-Will Rogers

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
-Josh Billings


The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-Andy Rooney

We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made.
-M. Acklam

Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.
-Sigmund Freud

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
-Rita Rudner

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
-Robert Benchley

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed
a dog.
-Franklin P. Jones

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
-James Thurber

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.
-Unknown

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.
That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
-Joe Weinstein

Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
-Anne Tyler

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-Mark Twain

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'
- Dave Barry

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your
pocket and then give him only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret

Bah, humbug!
-Blackie

[mbhenty]

Great Post Harry:
Of course I would enjoy it since I have two dogs. Lived all my life as a Cat person, but a couple of years ago I got myself a couple of dogs. Though my Scottie acts more like a cat than a dog. So here's one more for you:

This is the difference between a dog and a cat:

The dog looks up to you and says: "He feeds me, he pets me, he makes my bed, Wow, He must be God."

The cat looks up to you and says: "He feeds me, he pets me, he makes my bed, Wow, I must be God."

[theebmonique]

Thank you Harry ! Those are all wonderful quotes. It's no secret how I feel about animal companionship and the MANY MANY MANY benefits and blessings they can bring us. I don't know what I'd do with out them in my life.


Tracy...

[Mossy Oak Mudslinger]

Being a hard-core dog lover,I find those to be really cool and funny quotes...

[Lizthemadcow]

Seriously, thouogh, the benefits of having a pet are so numerous, it's hard to describe. I've never understood people that can be happy without an animal companion around them, whether it be a big, stinky doggie or a cute whittle kitty. Here now, is a picture of my boys, Bert and Mr. Beable. Beable is the orange one. Bert weighs a whopping 27 pounds, and Beable is also a big guy weighing in at 17 pounds. They're my babies. <3